Signs You're at a Bad Renaissance Faire

• The castle and village are made entirely of Legos.
• Turkey leg bears striking resemblance to Cocker Spaniel leg.
• Festival activities include "Ye Olde Wet T-Shirt Contest."
• Ye Old Glassblower makes nothing but crack pipes.
• The meade is served in a coconut shell with a Fizzy straw.
• Everyone seems to have attended the Kevin Costner School of British Accents.
• Mosh pit follows the wandering minstrels.
• You get charged 5 bucks to take a leak behind Ye Olde Hedge.
• Guillotine exhibit closed due to pending litigation.
• Friar Tuck's pager keeps going off.
• "Tarry, wench, I prithee! Wouldst thou Macarena?"
• Merlin the Magician's only trick is "Got your nose!"
• Jousting Crips & Bloods