Top 10 Signs You're Dealing With
A Wanna-be Witch

10. "I learned how to make a stoplight change!"

9. "Can you teach me how to make a raincloud come around?"

8. "Well, I saw this really cool Ricki Lake show on the Craft..."

7. "I'm a natural witch!"

6. "What do you mean, I'm not in ceremonial clothing?"

5. "You mean that you don't have a familiar?"

4. "I studied the Necronomicon. It was pretty cool. Sitting right there in Waldenbooks, I just had to summon Cthulu!"

3. "I sometimes hear voices in my head...they tell me that the Goddess is watching me and my parents are freaks."

2. "I'm an expert at Tarot/runes/reading auras/etc."

1. "I'm a warlock."